Showing posts with label Cow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cow. Show all posts

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Dressed To Impress


Mother Nature is definitely an interesting character. As I was driving the other day, I noticed this cow in a pasture and I did a double take because...I could've SWORN that the farmer (or his wife) was making this cow look extra girly by sticking a bow on the top of her head. Of course, I thought it was silly and kept driving because there's no way she'd randomly be rocking a bow.

Sure enough, I drove by her again today and I pointed her out to Eric and said "Is it me, or is that a bow on her head?"..Keep in mind, she was a good distance away. After pulling over to check her out..sure enough, that's part of her pattern! How cool / cute is that? 


The black is very slimming on you dahhhhling! 


Some of us are just born "faaaahhbulous!" 



Saturday, September 4, 2010

Moo.

This is going to be a completely random blog..but it popped into my head cause I was in my backyard not too long ago and I could hear the ever so loud call of the heard of...Belgian Blues.

Being from California, I'm used to the good ol' fashioned dairy cow. They're your typical kinda cow..ya know, the one you see in the "Happy cows come from California" commercials. 


Hell, on a rare occasion, you'd see a Jersey Cow:

After living in Belgium for the past year and a half, I strongly believe that the Belgians motto is "Go big or go home".  Ladies and Gentlemen...I present you with...the Belgian Blue:


Wait..here's a video that'll actually help explain these things:

When I say these things are huge, I mean they're like the Schwarzenegger of cows. I mean, I feel bad for 'em because they are SO muscular, they have a hard time getting up when they've laid out in the sun for a while. If the cow is ready to give birth, they actually get the baby out via C-Section since the cow literally can't give birth naturally due to all the muscle. Rather sad, if you think about it.

The Belgian Blues are "naturally" that large, even though it's been bred that way over a hundred something years. They have double the lean meat, which is why a lot of the farmers like 'em since they make more profit. 

When we first arrived, I was freaked out by the sheer size of these things since they're everywhere. Even the babies are massive!  They look as if they were pumping iron in the womb or something. I guess it makes you think twice if you say "Holy Cow!"...now when that term comes to mind, I instantly think of one of these beef cakes: